SAN ANTONIONobody has entered San Antonio yet. Tragic, honestly.
San Antonio has 2,700,000 people and 0 contestants. The math is embarrassing. The pot sits at $0.
#1 costs $2 — claim San AntonioWhoever enters first is the founding contestant: instant throne, gold treatment, and the ceremony will remember.
Just watching? Know someone eligible? Send them this. That’s how islands get populated.