THE ISLAND
MINNEAPOLIS

Nobody has entered Minneapolis yet. Tragic, honestly.

Minneapolis has 3,710,000 people and 0 contestants. The math is embarrassing. The pot sits at $0.

#1 costs $2 — claim Minneapolis

Whoever enters first is the founding contestant: instant throne, gold treatment, and the ceremony will remember.

Just watching? Know someone eligible? Send them this. That’s how islands get populated.