THE ISLAND
KANSAS CITY

Nobody has entered Kansas City yet. Tragic, honestly.

Kansas City has 2,220,000 people and 0 contestants. The math is embarrassing. The pot sits at $0.

#1 costs $2 — claim Kansas City

Whoever enters first is the founding contestant: instant throne, gold treatment, and the ceremony will remember.

Just watching? Know someone eligible? Send them this. That’s how islands get populated.