THE ISLAND
DENVER

Nobody has entered Denver yet. Tragic, honestly.

Denver has 3,000,000 people and 0 contestants. The math is embarrassing. The pot sits at $0.

#1 costs $2 — claim Denver

Whoever enters first is the founding contestant: instant throne, gold treatment, and the ceremony will remember.

Just watching? Know someone eligible? Send them this. That’s how islands get populated.