CLEVELANDNobody has entered Cleveland yet. Tragic, honestly.
Cleveland has 2,160,000 people and 0 contestants. The math is embarrassing. The pot sits at $0.
#1 costs $2 — claim ClevelandWhoever enters first is the founding contestant: instant throne, gold treatment, and the ceremony will remember.
Just watching? Know someone eligible? Send them this. That’s how islands get populated.